Tonight is the 50th annual Mrs. Boone pageant. I love being a former Mrs. Boone. I really do! But I hate parading across a stage when I’m fat and I’ve shoved my body into a semi-formal poufy dress. I feel like Anne Hathaway in Princess Diaries when she says, “In case I’m not enough of a freak already, let’s add a tiara!”
So, I’m going to go take a shower, cut the tags off the dress I kept thinking I would take back, and polish up the tiara. When I get there I’m going to have a great time! It’s just the getting ready to go part when I’ve been eating like a horse all day and feel bloated that’s the problem.
Good luck to all the candidates tonight! I can’t wait to see who wins!
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